uracilumbrage replied to your post: “really tho ok like is making an internship resume the same as a job…”:
it is incredibly similar to a job resume! one might say they are the same! just make sure to tailor it to the specific company/business/whatever and make yourself look good (and also VERY INTERESTED in working for them)

hello company it is me a prospective intern

pelase hire me i am very good at eating pizza and mkakign jokes about dead fictional aliens

experience

i have puppies

thank u

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punches the garbage

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really tho ok like

is making an internship resume the same as a job resume?? what do i put on it i really wanna get this internship fuck

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hot internship opportunities in my neighborhood

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says im going to make a new tag

instantly forgets to use new tag

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uracilumbrage replied to your post: “uracilumbrage replied to your post: “haha i feel sssshhhitty”: WHAT’S…”:
WE TAKE OUT THE TRASH WITH OUR ANGRY FISTS JEETEE.

my fists are small and noodly 

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uracilumbrage replied to your post: “haha i feel sssshhhitty”:
WHAT’S WRONG SPORT.

gARbAGE is wrong cap’n garbage all the time 

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haha i feel sssshhhitty

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cuteosphere:

There are many other differences between the two that are not covered by this comic - for example, humour is ultimately controlled (like everything else) by the society we live in, so some things will fall flat as a piece of “dark comedy” because they resonate too closely with society’s discomforts or issues. Nothing exists in a vaccum, and free speech is not an excuse to make people view your artwork is if it does.

Humour isn’t as simple as you’d think! It’s a complex thing and can be difficult to understand, and if you are interested I reccomend researching popular dark comedy movies and series and expanding your knowledge!

Thank you.

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funny how every time i talk about my womens studies classes some dude will ask me how many guys are in the class but as soon as i acknowledge im the only girl in a computer course im “asking for attention”

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(Source: tramampoline-trambopoline)

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iii was panicking because I started having cramps on the bus and i didnt have any medicine so I was anticipating an entire morning of vomiting and crying in class but a long time ago on tumblr i saw a post about a pressure point in your lower back that relieves cramps and i tried it and it WORKS????? THIS IS INCREDIBLE THEY’RE GONE AND WHY HAVE I NEVER KNOWN ABOUT THIS SOONER

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uracilumbra:

eriter:

look at my icon tho

SIIIIIIIIGHS.


FINE.

:)

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uracilumbra:

eriter:

dont do it man were buds u kno that 

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look at my icon tho

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