having fun without cursing


Anti Gravity banana (whoa) - Donkey Kong 64 - Nintendo

tripping and falling in a crowded walkway and no one saying anything


from twitter-



I’m in Kagehina hell

I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.


dont talk to me


you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man


this episode changed me forever


you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you

a)  power through and continue brushing
b)  wash your mouth out
c)  go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty


"ok we’re at the window. what do you want"

"i want the burger"

"there’s no burger on the menu"

"i want the burger"

"gendo we’re at taco bell" 

"quiero una burger"

"the number of people in this car is about to go down to quiero uno if you don’t shut the hell up"

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